Husband for rent

So... is there any service in Montreal (West-Island) that is similar to a Rent-A-Husband (or wife! :P) type-of deal for small home repairs?

Sounds odd... but I have some dry-wall patching that needs to be done. It's a couple of relatively small jobs (on walls and cieling), but because it's required to be done over several days contractors charge a lot for coming back and forth. Basically, is there any service out there that will allow me to hire someone for whom I could pay for the materials and a couple of hundred dollars (cash!) for labour?

It really sucks not having family or relatives who would do this and I really can't afford anything major, but looking at those holes every day is incredibly disheartening. I absolutely hate the living space I'm in and can't help but think that fixing these things might make me feel better about it all. Also, if I like the work, I wouldn't mind having my bathroom tiles re-grouted eventually as well, so there is the possibility of more work in the future.

Any personal accounts and satisfaction with service would be most appreciated.

Rent to own now goes round & round

Will leaves widow sitting pretty as long as she does not remarry